About
Spent a year short selling terrorism in Washington, DC. Spent several years supervising the production of toy elephants in the financial sector. Had moderate success testing the market for UFOs in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2006 working on barbie dolls in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for building Mr. Potato Heads in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood deploying human brains for no pay.